No TP

So I went to the bathroom today. Pretty typical. But, just my luck, there was no toilet paper in the stall I was using. I literally laughed out loud. So then I said a prayer that no one would come into the bathroom and ran, pants down, to the next stall. Took care of the situation, and flushed both stalls.

All I can say is WOW.

E-mails From Dad

I could probably start a mini-blog on all the crazy, ridiculous, witty, creative things that I get from my father while he is in his office. Today's e-mail is more of the same:

Subject: I know we haven't had one in a while, but . . . . . .
Body: . . . . I’m getting an inkling that today is a goggadee-blobbadee day.

In case you are wondering Goggadee-blobbadee is the equivalent of saying 'eh'. Kind of like if someone said a boring, mundane kind of day. But, a Bradbury would never use such boring words.

over and out.

Nean's Text Message

Today I was texting Nean,like usual, and she told me she dropped her new phone in a puddle. I asked her if it still worked and I got this response, no lie.

Nean's Text: kinda. The keyboard uis kuiknda fucked. Luike uit keeps adduikng the letter u to my qwords uif you haveknt knotuiced. Ha. Aknd ks

I had to share, becuase this provided me with at least 20 burnt calories.

Love,
Drea


Translation:
kinda. The keyboard is kinda fucked. Like it keeps adding the letter u to my words if you havent noticed. Ha. And ks